Personality › Maurice
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaMaurice
Bold choice. Slightly unhinged. We respect it.
Personality
Maurice orders in a fake accent for reasons nobody has ever explained, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Chaotic neutral
Orders
A triple espresso, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A batch brew, on principle.
Weak for
Loyalty stamps
Food
Treats a shared plate of pastries as a competitive sport
Hobbies
Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability
Whispers the punchline of their own jokes
Payment
Has a spreadsheet tracking every coffee ever purchased, categorised
Proto-Germanic for someone who treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement.