Personality › Maude
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaMaude
Honestly, you look more like a Janet.
Personality
Maude has never once said 'thank you' before the coffee kicks in, no notes.
Vibe
Chaotic neutral
Orders
A flat white, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
Loyalty stamps
Food
Orders soup as a beverage, unapologetically
Hobbies
Keeps a spreadsheet ranking every park bench in a five mile radius
Verbal ability
Speaks exclusively in coffee puns after 3pm
Payment
Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up
Latin for someone who has never successfully carried a tray without a small disaster.