Personality › Maude

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Maude
Honestly, you look more like a Janet.
Personality Maude has never once said 'thank you' before the coffee kicks in, no notes.
Vibe Chaotic neutral
Orders A flat white, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses A Vienna coffee, and calls it a scam.
Weak for Loyalty stamps
Food Orders soup as a beverage, unapologetically
Hobbies Keeps a spreadsheet ranking every park bench in a five mile radius
Verbal ability Speaks exclusively in coffee puns after 3pm
Payment Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up

Latin for someone who has never successfully carried a tray without a small disaster.