Personality › Mary
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaMary
Guaranteed to be misheard as something worse.
Personality
Mary asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them, and would do it again.
Vibe
Unbothered
Orders
A caramel latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A frappe, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A warm cup on a cold day
Food
Eats crusts last, in a specific and deliberate order
Hobbies
Is training, very slowly, for a marathon they keep postponing
Verbal ability
Refers to everyone, including strangers, as 'my friend'
Payment
Tips in coins, dramatically, one at a time
Cafe Latin for someone who will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away.