Personality › Marmaduke
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaMarmaduke
10/10, very believable, would not clock you in a lineup.
Personality
Marmaduke has strong feelings about the correct cup size and will share them, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Moodboard come to life
Orders
A nitro cold brew, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A single-origin pour-over, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A window seat
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Runs a very niche trivia night about roundabouts and traffic cones
Verbal ability
Talks with their hands enough to be a minor safety hazard
Payment
Keeps receipts for everything, forever, in a shoebox system
Gaelic for someone who photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere.