Personality › Luca
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaLuca
The cup won't judge you. The cup has seen worse.
Personality
Luca will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Aggressively wholesome
Orders
A hazelnut latte, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A nitro cold brew, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A punch card that's nearly full
Food
Eats cake with a fork held like a weapon
Hobbies
Practices ventriloquism on their houseplants
Verbal ability
Talks to inanimate objects and fully expects a reply
Payment
Pays in a wad of notes bound with an elastic band from the post
Cafe Latin for someone who brings a book they will not open once.