Personality › Lucia
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaLucia
This is your new personality, briefly, and it's an improvement.
Personality
Lucia narrates their own order like it's a TED talk, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Chaotic neutral
Orders
A single-origin pour-over, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
An Americano with a splash, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A barista who remembers their order
Food
Brings their own teaspoon, engraved, for reasons never disclosed
Hobbies
Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability
Has adopted a customer-service voice that never switches off
Payment
Pays in exact change counted out from a small sandwich bag
Proto-Germanic for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.