Personality › Lorraine
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaLorraine
Suspiciously well-adjusted for a made-up person.
Personality
Lorraine insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot, and would do it again.
Vibe
Spreadsheet enthusiast
Orders
A rooibos tea, obviously.
Refuses
A triple espresso, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
Loyalty stamps
Food
Orders the children's portion and defends it fiercely
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Uses 'literally' to describe things that are, in fact, metaphorical
Payment
Carries a second, decoy wallet for reasons never explained
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere.