Personality › Lexi
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaLexi
Somewhere, a baby name book just felt vindicated.
Personality
Lexi will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Spreadsheet enthusiast
Orders
A rooibos tea, obviously.
Refuses
A triple espresso, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A barista who remembers their order
Food
Treats the pastry case like a museum exhibit, hands behind back
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Talks entirely in movie quotes and gets offended when nobody notices
Payment
Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons
Latin for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.