Personality › Liam
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaLiam
Bold choice. Slightly unhinged. We respect it.
Personality
Liam always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before, and would do it again.
Vibe
Customer service voice, always on
Orders
An Americano with a splash, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A hot chocolate, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food
Insists on trying everyone else's order 'just a bite'
Hobbies
Keeps a spreadsheet ranking every park bench in a five mile radius
Verbal ability
Over-enunciates certain words for reasons nobody has identified
Payment
Still insists cheques are 'coming back any day now'
Ancient Greek for someone who is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today.