Personality › Levi

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Levi
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality Levi has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for, and would do it again.
Vibe Extremely online
Orders A plain black filter coffee, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses A caramel latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A discount code
Food Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment Has a spreadsheet tracking every coffee ever purchased, categorised

Old English for someone who has never once used the lid properly.