Personality › Leopold

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Leopold
10/10, very believable, would not clock you in a lineup.
Personality Leopold sits by the window purely to be seen, not to see anything, no notes.
Vibe Suspiciously organised
Orders A cortado, obviously.
Refuses An iced caramel macchiato, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for The smell of fresh pastries
Food Has memorised the calorie count of everything and orders it anyway
Hobbies Practises calligraphy exclusively for shopping lists
Verbal ability Speaks exclusively in coffee puns after 3pm
Payment Keeps receipts for everything, forever, in a shoebox system

Gaelic for someone who always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before.