Personality › Leo

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Leo
Suspiciously well-adjusted for a made-up person.
Personality Leo photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere, we respect it.
Vibe Main character energy
Orders A rooibos tea, obviously.
Refuses A triple espresso, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for A dog tied up outside
Food Eats the sugar sprinkles off the top of a bun first, always
Hobbies Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability Answers the phone with a fake, mysteriously specific regional accent
Payment Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway.