Personality › Kelly

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Kelly
The barista will believe you. Baristas believe everyone.
Personality Kelly will absolutely correct the barista on how to make their own coffee, and would do it again.
Vibe Certified menace
Orders An Americano with a splash, obviously.
Refuses A hot chocolate, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A really good biscuit
Food Will not eat a sandwich that has been cut diagonally
Hobbies Is building a scale model of the café out of matchsticks
Verbal ability Talks entirely in movie quotes and gets offended when nobody notices
Payment Uses a wallet with a chain, unnecessarily, for a coffee run

Gaelic for someone who orders with total confidence but has clearly never read the menu.