Personality › Kayla
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaKayla
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Personality
Kayla is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today, bless them.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
A single-origin pour-over, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
An Americano with a splash, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A perfectly steamed milk pour
Food
Brings their own teaspoon, engraved, for reasons never disclosed
Hobbies
Keeps a scrapbook of every 'out of order' sign they've photographed
Verbal ability
Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment
Keeps receipts for everything, forever, in a shoebox system
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