Personality › Kian
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaKian
This name has 'forgot to bring ID' energy.
Personality
Kian keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius, we respect it.
Vibe
Loyalty-card royalty
Orders
A peppermint hot chocolate, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A decaf flat white, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A good playlist
Food
Eats crusts last, in a specific and deliberate order
Hobbies
Is trying to befriend every dog on their street, methodically
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Attempts to pay in a currency that stopped existing decades ago
Ancient Greek for someone who treats oat milk surcharges as a personal vendetta.