Personality › Kai
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaKai
This is the name you give when your ex is two people behind you in the queue.
Personality
Kai orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Loyalty-card royalty
Orders
A batch brew, religiously.
Refuses
A gingerbread latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A barista who gets their name right first try
Food
Treats a scone as a structural building material
Hobbies
Collects hotel shower caps despite never travelling
Verbal ability
Ends every sentence like it's a question, somehow
Payment
Carries a second, decoy wallet for reasons never explained
Ancient Greek for someone who brings their own mug and makes sure everyone notices.