Personality › Karl
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaKarl
The cup will believe it. The cup believes everything.
Personality
Karl insists on paying in exact change, very slowly, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Perpetually mid-crisis
Orders
A plain black filter coffee, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A caramel latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A perfectly steamed milk pour
Food
Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies
Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability
Says 'as I always say' before things they've never said before
Payment
Taps their card like it personally owes them money
Proto-Germanic for someone who keeps checking their phone as if the coffee will type itself.