Personality › June
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaJune
A name this good deserves a loyalty stamp of its own.
Personality
June will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Chaotic neutral
Orders
A frappe, obviously.
Refuses
A turmeric latte, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A proper Sunday newspaper
Food
Eats dessert first, loudly, as a personal philosophy
Hobbies
Practises calligraphy exclusively for shopping lists
Verbal ability
Speaks in a slightly formal register that suggests a hidden monarchy
Payment
Has a specific pocket reserved only for coffee money
Latin for someone who always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before.