Personality › Julius
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJulius
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality
Julius arrives fifteen minutes early and then complains about the wait, bless them.
Vibe
Runs on caffeine and spite
Orders
A turmeric latte, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A rooibos tea, on principle.
Weak for
Compliments from strangers
Food
Insists a flapjack is a valid breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Hobbies
Collects hotel shower caps despite never travelling
Verbal ability
Answers the phone with a fake, mysteriously specific regional accent
Payment
Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value
Middle French for someone who is one bad night's sleep away from ordering a triple shot.