Personality › Juan

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Juan
Wear it proudly until the foam settles.
Personality Juan has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders A turmeric latte, no messing about.
Refuses A rooibos tea, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for The smell of a fresh grind
Food Orders a pastry then asks for it 'deconstructed', unprompted
Hobbies Enters local jam-making competitions under a fake name
Verbal ability Insists on correcting 'less' to 'fewer' mid-sentence, their own sentence
Payment Insists on paying in advance for a coffee they haven't chosen yet

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who always asks what you'd recommend and then ignores it completely.