Personality › Juan
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJuan
Wear it proudly until the foam settles.
Personality
Juan has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders
A turmeric latte, no messing about.
Refuses
A rooibos tea, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
The smell of a fresh grind
Food
Orders a pastry then asks for it 'deconstructed', unprompted
Hobbies
Enters local jam-making competitions under a fake name
Verbal ability
Insists on correcting 'less' to 'fewer' mid-sentence, their own sentence
Payment
Insists on paying in advance for a coffee they haven't chosen yet
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who always asks what you'd recommend and then ignores it completely.