Personality › Jude
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJude
The cup won't judge you. The cup has seen worse.
Personality
Jude narrates their own order like it's a TED talk, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Allergic to small talk, loves big talk
Orders
An Americano with a splash, religiously.
Refuses
A hot chocolate, on principle.
Weak for
Flaky pastries
Food
Picks all the raisins out of anything and lines them up by size
Hobbies
Practices ventriloquism on their houseplants
Verbal ability
Has picked up a faint, entirely unexplained transatlantic accent
Payment
Pays in a wad of notes bound with an elastic band from the post
Latin for someone who will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong.