Personality › Joy

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Joy
This alias has never once been late to brunch.
Personality Joy tips generously and then apologises for it, and would do it again.
Vibe Chronically five minutes late
Orders A cortado, no messing about.
Refuses An iced caramel macchiato, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A well-timed compliment
Food Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability Has picked up a faint, entirely unexplained transatlantic accent
Payment Insists on splitting the bill down to the penny, with working

Middle French for someone who brings their own mug and makes sure everyone notices.