Personality › Joy
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaJoy
This alias has never once been late to brunch.
Personality
Joy tips generously and then apologises for it, and would do it again.
Vibe
Chronically five minutes late
Orders
A cortado, no messing about.
Refuses
An iced caramel macchiato, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A well-timed compliment
Food
Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies
Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability
Has picked up a faint, entirely unexplained transatlantic accent
Payment
Insists on splitting the bill down to the penny, with working
Middle French for someone who brings their own mug and makes sure everyone notices.