Personality › Josie

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Josie
You'll answer to this faster than your actual name by Thursday.
Personality Josie believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Eternally mid-sip
Orders An Aeropress coffee, no messing about.
Refuses A hazelnut latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for Loyalty stamps
Food Has a favourite spoon and brings it from home
Hobbies Is training a houseplant to grow toward the WiFi router
Verbal ability Says 'as I always say' before things they've never said before
Payment Tips based on how good the small talk was, not the coffee

Middle French for someone who has a 'usual' that changes literally every single time.