Personality › Josie
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaJosie
You'll answer to this faster than your actual name by Thursday.
Personality
Josie believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Eternally mid-sip
Orders
An Aeropress coffee, no messing about.
Refuses
A hazelnut latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Loyalty stamps
Food
Has a favourite spoon and brings it from home
Hobbies
Is training a houseplant to grow toward the WiFi router
Verbal ability
Says 'as I always say' before things they've never said before
Payment
Tips based on how good the small talk was, not the coffee
Middle French for someone who has a 'usual' that changes literally every single time.