Personality › Josh
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJosh
A name this good deserves a loyalty stamp of its own.
Personality
Josh photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Spreadsheet enthusiast
Orders
A single-origin pour-over, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
An Americano with a splash, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
The first sip when it's exactly the right temperature
Food
Treats a shared plate of pastries as a competitive sport
Hobbies
Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability
Answers questions with a completely unrelated fun fact
Payment
Uses a phone case wallet that is mostly loyalty cards
Proto-Germanic for someone who always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before.