Personality › Josh

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Josh
A name this good deserves a loyalty stamp of its own.
Personality Josh photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Spreadsheet enthusiast
Orders A single-origin pour-over, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses An Americano with a splash, and calls it a scam.
Weak for The first sip when it's exactly the right temperature
Food Treats a shared plate of pastries as a competitive sport
Hobbies Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability Answers questions with a completely unrelated fun fact
Payment Uses a phone case wallet that is mostly loyalty cards

Proto-Germanic for someone who always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before.