Personality › Josephine
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaJosephine
Bold choice. Slightly unhinged. We respect it.
Personality
Josephine claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Customer service voice, always on
Orders
A ristretto, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A red eye, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
Free samples
Food
Insists on trying everyone else's order 'just a bite'
Hobbies
Is training a houseplant to grow toward the WiFi router
Verbal ability
Has a habit of trailing off before the actually important part
Payment
Pays for everyone then immediately regrets it out loud
Gaelic for someone who brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time.