Personality › Jose
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJose
This name sounds like it owns at least one blazer.
Personality
Jose will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong, we respect it.
Vibe
Quietly plotting something
Orders
A nitro cold brew, obviously.
Refuses
A single-origin pour-over, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
Small talk that goes too well
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Keeps a diary written entirely in the third person
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Insists their card 'usually works fine' after it declines twice
Old Norse for someone who always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before.