Personality › Jonathan
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJonathan
This name has never ghosted anyone. Probably.
Personality
Jonathan brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Aggressively fine
Orders
An iced mocha, no messing about.
Refuses
An Aeropress coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Novelty mugs
Food
Eats one grape at a time like it's a formal occasion
Hobbies
Is trying to learn the ukulele via strongly-worded YouTube comments
Verbal ability
Says 'I'm not gonna lie' before statements that are clearly true
Payment
Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons
Ancient Greek for someone who insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot.