Personality › Jonathan

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Jonathan
This name has never ghosted anyone. Probably.
Personality Jonathan brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Aggressively fine
Orders An iced mocha, no messing about.
Refuses An Aeropress coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for Novelty mugs
Food Eats one grape at a time like it's a formal occasion
Hobbies Is trying to learn the ukulele via strongly-worded YouTube comments
Verbal ability Says 'I'm not gonna lie' before statements that are clearly true
Payment Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons

Ancient Greek for someone who insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot.