Personality › Jonah
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJonah
This name has never once forgotten a birthday.
Personality
Jonah treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders
A triple espresso, no messing about.
Refuses
A batch brew, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
Handwritten menu boards
Food
Orders a pastry then asks for it 'deconstructed', unprompted
Hobbies
Is memorising the London Underground map for a bet nobody remembers
Verbal ability
Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment
Insists on paying in advance for a coffee they haven't chosen yet
Middle French for someone who treats decaf as a moral failing in other people.