Personality › Jonah

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Jonah
This name has never once forgotten a birthday.
Personality Jonah treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders A triple espresso, no messing about.
Refuses A batch brew, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for Handwritten menu boards
Food Orders a pastry then asks for it 'deconstructed', unprompted
Hobbies Is memorising the London Underground map for a bet nobody remembers
Verbal ability Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment Insists on paying in advance for a coffee they haven't chosen yet

Middle French for someone who treats decaf as a moral failing in other people.