Personality › John
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJohn
Witness protection called — they want their idea back.
Personality
John will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away, no notes.
Vibe
Vibes-based decision maker
Orders
An oat milk latte, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A pumpkin spice latte, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
Unsolicited recommendations
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability
Ends every sentence like it's a question, somehow
Payment
Pays in exact change counted out from a small sandwich bag
Cafe Latin for someone who narrates their own order like it's a TED talk.