Personality › Joey
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJoey
The cup will believe it. The cup believes everything.
Personality
Joey orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Group chat lurker
Orders
An Aeropress coffee, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A hazelnut latte, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A good pun on a sandwich board
Food
Will not eat a sandwich that has been cut diagonally
Hobbies
Practices speed-folding napkins into swans
Verbal ability
Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment
Uses a wallet with a chain, unnecessarily, for a coffee run
Ancient Greek for someone who has never once used the lid properly.