Personality › Jodi
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaJodi
This is your villain-era alias. Use it wisely.
Personality
Jodi will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away, we respect it.
Vibe
Soft-launch villain
Orders
A dirty chai, obviously.
Refuses
A mocha with whipped cream, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
The last blueberry muffin
Food
Brings their own teaspoon, engraved, for reasons never disclosed
Hobbies
Is trying to learn the ukulele via strongly-worded YouTube comments
Verbal ability
Has picked up a faint, entirely unexplained transatlantic accent
Payment
Insists on paying by bank transfer 'right now, watch me'
Old English for someone who treats the loyalty card like a retirement plan.