Personality › Jesse
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJesse
This name has 'forgot to bring ID' energy.
Personality
Jesse treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Chaotic neutral
Orders
A dirty chai, obviously.
Refuses
A mocha with whipped cream, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A barista who remembers their order
Food
Picks all the raisins out of anything and lines them up by size
Hobbies
Is trying to learn the ukulele via strongly-worded YouTube comments
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Pays with a fifty and never quite believes the change
Middle French for someone who brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time.