Personality › Jefferson
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJefferson
The cup won't judge you. The cup has seen worse.
Personality
Jefferson has a whole ritual involving stirring that takes far too long, bless them.
Vibe
Type A trapped in a type B body
Orders
A nitro cold brew, no messing about.
Refuses
A single-origin pour-over, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A proper Sunday newspaper
Food
Treats a shared plate of pastries as a competitive sport
Hobbies
Collects unusual doorbells, purely as a spectator sport
Verbal ability
Whispers the punchline of their own jokes
Payment
Uses a phone case wallet that is mostly loyalty cards
Latin for someone who sits by the window purely to be seen, not to see anything.