Personality › Jean
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Suspiciously well-adjusted for a made-up person.
Personality
Jean claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Houseplant parent energy
Orders
A London fog, religiously.
Refuses
An iced mocha, on principle.
Weak for
The smell of a fresh grind
Food
Orders a pastry then asks for it 'deconstructed', unprompted
Hobbies
Is learning to yodel via an app
Verbal ability
Says 'as I always say' before things they've never said before
Payment
Pays and then asks for a receipt they will definitely lose
Latin for someone who has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk.