Personality › Jason

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Jason
This is your villain-era alias. Use it wisely.
Personality Jason treats the loyalty card like a retirement plan, no notes.
Vibe Romanticises the commute
Orders A honey oat latte, no messing about.
Refuses A builder's tea, on principle.
Weak for A warm cup on a cold day
Food Treats the condiment station like a personal spice lab
Hobbies Keeps a betting pool with themselves about the weather
Verbal ability Has picked up a faint, entirely unexplained transatlantic accent
Payment Has a 'lucky' card they use only for large purchases

Ancient Greek for someone who insists on paying in exact change, very slowly.