Personality › Jacqueline
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaJacqueline
Certified 100% not on your birth certificate.
Personality
Jacqueline treats the punch card system like a personal sport, we respect it.
Vibe
Living several lives at once
Orders
A gingerbread latte, obviously.
Refuses
A dirty chai, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A barista's genuine laugh
Food
Eats cake with a fork held like a weapon
Hobbies
Is training, very slowly, for a marathon they keep postponing
Verbal ability
Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment
Tips based on how good the small talk was, not the coffee
Cafe Latin for someone who asks if the milk is 'ethically sourced' and doesn't wait for the answer.