Personality › Jack

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Jack
You now sound like someone who reads the terms and conditions.
Personality Jack photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere, we respect it.
Vibe Corporate but make it cosy
Orders A mocha with whipped cream, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A cappuccino with far too much cinnamon, and calls it a scam.
Weak for Anything described as 'artisan'
Food Has never once finished a full slice of cake, only ever 90%
Hobbies Has a very serious, very small collection of novelty erasers
Verbal ability Has a habit of asking 'quick question' before a very long question
Payment Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons

Ancient Greek for someone who will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute.