Personality › Jade
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaJade
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Personality
Jade asks for 'extra hot' and then lets it go cold anyway, bless them.
Vibe
Perpetually mid-crisis
Orders
An oat milk latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A pumpkin spice latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A queue that moves quickly
Food
Has a ranking system for banana bread they will not explain
Hobbies
Is building a scale model of the café out of matchsticks
Verbal ability
Says 'as I always say' before things they've never said before
Payment
Has a specific pocket reserved only for coffee money
Latin for someone who photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere.