Personality › Ivan
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaIvan
This alias has never once been late to brunch.
Personality
Ivan always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Chaotic neutral
Orders
A red eye, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A peppermint hot chocolate, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
Loyalty stamps
Food
Eats a whole lemon slice from their water, on a dare nobody made
Hobbies
Is teaching their cat to high-five, with limited success
Verbal ability
Has picked up saying 'legend' about people who did the bare minimum
Payment
Pays in exact change counted out from a small sandwich bag
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot.