Personality › Isla
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaIsla
Frankly, an upgrade.
Personality
Isla narrates their own order like it's a TED talk, bless them.
Vibe
Certified menace
Orders
A mocha with whipped cream, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A cappuccino with far too much cinnamon, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A punch card that's nearly full
Food
Eats one grape at a time like it's a formal occasion
Hobbies
Has a very serious, very small collection of novelty erasers
Verbal ability
Talks with their hands enough to be a minor safety hazard
Payment
Carries a second, decoy wallet for reasons never explained
Gaelic for someone who insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot.