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Ishmael
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Personality Ishmael keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius, no notes.
Vibe Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders A flat white, obviously.
Refuses A Vienna coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food Keeps a personal stash of hot sauce in their bag at all times
Hobbies Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability Has a verbal tic of clearing their throat before compliments
Payment Insists on paying by bank transfer 'right now, watch me'

Ancient Greek for someone who arrives fifteen minutes early and then complains about the wait.