Personality › Ishmael
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaIshmael
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Personality
Ishmael keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius, no notes.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A flat white, obviously.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food
Keeps a personal stash of hot sauce in their bag at all times
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Has a verbal tic of clearing their throat before compliments
Payment
Insists on paying by bank transfer 'right now, watch me'
Ancient Greek for someone who arrives fifteen minutes early and then complains about the wait.