Personality › Ivy

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Ivy
No refunds, no follow-up questions.
Personality Ivy believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop, no notes.
Vibe Chronically five minutes late
Orders A Vienna coffee, religiously.
Refuses An affogato, on principle.
Weak for A well-timed compliment
Food Has a favourite spoon and brings it from home
Hobbies Is trying to learn the ukulele via strongly-worded YouTube comments
Verbal ability Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment Pays with a fifty and never quite believes the change

Latin for someone who always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before.