Personality › Hyacinth
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaHyacinth
This name has never once forgotten a birthday.
Personality
Hyacinth believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Emotionally a golden retriever
Orders
A cortado, no messing about.
Refuses
An iced caramel macchiato, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A discount code
Food
Asks for extra butter and then uses none of it
Hobbies
Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Tips based on how good the small talk was, not the coffee
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot.