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Hyacinth
This name has never once forgotten a birthday.
Personality Hyacinth believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Emotionally a golden retriever
Orders A cortado, no messing about.
Refuses An iced caramel macchiato, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A discount code
Food Asks for extra butter and then uses none of it
Hobbies Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment Tips based on how good the small talk was, not the coffee

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot.