Personality › Ignatius
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaIgnatius
You'll answer to this faster than your actual name by Thursday.
Personality
Ignatius has an opinion on the background music, loudly, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Emotionally a golden retriever
Orders
A chai latte, obviously.
Refuses
A cold brew on tap, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
Anything served in a jam jar
Food
Insists a flapjack is a valid breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Hobbies
Is teaching their cat to high-five, with limited success
Verbal ability
Has started ending arguments with 'and that's the tea'
Payment
Has a specific pocket reserved only for coffee money
Latin for someone who tips generously and then apologises for it.