Personality › Hana
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaHana
Honestly, you look more like a Janet.
Personality
Hana has never once said 'thank you' before the coffee kicks in, and would do it again.
Vibe
Allergic to small talk, loves big talk
Orders
A dirty chai, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A mocha with whipped cream, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A table that doesn't wobble
Food
Eats a whole lemon slice from their water, on a dare nobody made
Hobbies
Practises calligraphy exclusively for shopping lists
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value
Middle French for someone who has never successfully carried a tray without a small disaster.