Personality › Gwendolyn
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaGwendolyn
You've never looked more like a stranger.
Personality
Gwendolyn keeps checking their phone as if the coffee will type itself, no notes.
Vibe
Suspiciously organised
Orders
A pumpkin spice latte, religiously.
Refuses
A ristretto, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
The smell of fresh pastries
Food
Treats a scone as a structural building material
Hobbies
Keeps a diary written entirely in the third person
Verbal ability
Uses 'literally' to describe things that are, in fact, metaphorical
Payment
Pays contactless from three feet away, just to see if it'll work
Gaelic for someone who insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot.