Personality › Gwen
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaGwen
You are now a completely different, slightly more interesting person.
Personality
Gwen orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A flat white, obviously.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Free samples
Food
Orders a bacon roll and asks for it 'crispy but also soft'
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Has a habit of repeating the last three words you said back to you
Payment
Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up
Old Norse for someone who always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before.