Personality › Guy
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaGuy
Somehow more you than your actual name.
Personality
Guy is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today, bless them.
Vibe
Romanticises the commute
Orders
An iced mocha, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
An Aeropress coffee, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A barista who gets their name right first try
Food
Brings their own oat cakes wrapped in a napkin from an unknown decade
Hobbies
Is attempting to visit every café with a one-word name
Verbal ability
Says 'I'm not gonna lie' before statements that are clearly true
Payment
Counts their change back to the cashier, just to be sure
Cafe Latin for someone who is one bad night's sleep away from ordering a triple shot.