Personality › Hank
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaHank
Say it with confidence and nobody will ask questions.
Personality
Hank is one bad night's sleep away from ordering a triple shot, and would do it again.
Vibe
Runs on caffeine and spite
Orders
An Americano with a splash, no messing about.
Refuses
A hot chocolate, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Free WiFi with no login
Food
Orders the children's portion and defends it fiercely
Hobbies
Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability
Has a habit of asking 'quick question' before a very long question
Payment
Attempts to pay in a currency that stopped existing decades ago
Middle French for someone who orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway.