Personality › Fitzgerald
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaFitzgerald
This is your villain-era alias. Use it wisely.
Personality
Fitzgerald insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot, and would do it again.
Vibe
Gentle chaos
Orders
A vanilla latte, religiously.
Refuses
A honey oat latte, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A comfy armchair
Food
Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies
Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability
Insists on saying 'ta' instead of 'thanks', loudly and often
Payment
Pays and then asks for a receipt they will definitely lose
Old English for someone who tips generously and then apologises for it.